Pam Contains...

The pork chops were almost done and there wasn't time for another beer, so I picked up the can of Pam to read the ingredients. BTW, don't waste your time looking for the "Pam for Grilling". There's no difference between that and the regular Pam, which works just fine.

The ingredients of Pam are as follows: Canola Oil, Grain Alcohol, Soy Lecithin, Propellant. GRAIN ALCOHOL? Yes, grain alcohol, that staple of college parties everywhere. Best mixed with Kool-Aid and served in a refrigerator drawer.

I am surprised teenagers aren't busting open cans of Pam right and left. If you don't believe me, get up right now, yes, RIGHT NOW, go to the pantry and get out the can of Pam.

In the words of Dave Barry, "I am NOT making this up!"