Black Belt Bloopers
Last night in class, I was practicing gun disarms with a long-time classmate and good friend. (No, we do not use real guns. We use wooden guns which are painted black. They have no moving parts).
I flubbed the techinque and she jokingly said "You just shot yourself in the foot!" Without missing a beat I replied "Well, if I was Dick Cheney I would have shot YOU in the foot!"
Then we comiserated about the fact that it's getting downright embarrassing to be Republicans nowadays.
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But what's the alternative?
Great comeback June!
Hee. That made me snicker. Zube Boy is a little embarrassed about being a Republican, too. But, it's cool. I still love him and you! :-) Always will.
Empress Baggie: Well, uh, a couple of details got in the way. Such as the Branch and Blossom! Really, uh, I'm NOT covering up!
Don Wood: I know. It's the lesser of two evils.
Spiderwalk: Ya, I was rather proud of myself!
Zube girl: Thanks. Hee. You're always in my corner.
Wow...do we envisage you in a series soon.The Police Story ?..:)...And that poor Mr. Cheney..what a freaked accident..or was it? :)
Isn't 2008 still a long ways away? God lord am I ready to throw those Republicans out of office!
Black Feline: Naw, I'm sort of over the hill to be a martial arts star!
Crystal: I'M ready to throw those Republicans out of office, what with this port thing and all. And I AM one!! ARGH!
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