3 Things Meme

From Kazumi:

1. Three people who make me laugh:
The Citizen
My stepbrother (warning: R-rated material)
The Branch

2. Three things I can do:
Drive stickshift
Grill burgers
Make up songs for Branch and Blossom

3. Three things I can't do:
A split
Vote Democrat
Make gravy using flour

4. Three things I'm doing right now:
Coloring my hair (well, I was 2 weeks ago when I started this!)
Drinking Publix Diet Cola
Surfing the Internet

5. Three things I want to do before I die:
Go to China
Own a motorcycle
See Branch and Blossom grow up

6. Three things I hate the most:
People who park by the curb in front of the grocery store
People who try to shove religion down your throat
Door-to-door salespeople

7. Three things that scare me:
Religious zealots of any sort
Child molesters
The thought of losing my parents

8. Three things I don't understand:
Physics
Algebra
Why people in Florida drive with the brakes on

9. Three skills I'd like to learn:
Be fluent in Spanish
How to do something, anything with my hair
Fly an airplane

10. Three ways to describe my personality:
Introspective
Warm
Outgoing

11. Three things I think you should listen to:
Tevaka
Twelve Chinese Girls
The Branch and Blossom’s laughs

12. Three things you should never listen to:
Democrats
Rap music
Parenting advice from people you don’t know

13. Three favorite foods:
Mashed potatos
Spaghetti
Arroz con pollo (chicken and yellow rice)

14. Three beverages I drink regularly:
Coffee
Skim milk
Publix Diet Cola

15. Three shows I watched alot:
The Simpsons
Ren & Stimpy
King of the Hill

16. Three people I'm tagging to do this:
Chanchow
Black Feline
Black Belt Mama