The U.S.Post Office is Sexist

Every time I go to buy stamps, they try to give me stamps with flowers on them. Then I say, "Don't you have anything more Republican, like flags or Ronald Reagan? I'm just mailing my bills." Then they usually come up with the trusty flag stamp. Actually, we pay most of our bills online, but that's none of the post office's business. They lost our business long ago. Anything worth a crap we send by Airborne. The post office has a special skill for losing any piece of mail with a check in it.

I haven't done this yet, but I would like to send a guy into the post office and see if the clerks try to sell him stamps with flowers on them.