Door to Door Religion
Maybe because this is a nice suburban neighborhood, religious whackos think we need to go to church. Lately we’ve been accosted by a couple of door-to-door church salespersons. The lady today even brought her children, one of about 6 years old and one still in a stroller! That’s right, teach your kids to go right up to strangers’ houses and knock on the door. Dumbass.
I have a strict policy against buying anything sold door-to-door. Anyone who thinks their imposition on my time in my home is going to cause me to want their product or service has another thought coming. And a door slammed in their face.
Yes, I have tried the “no soliciting” sign. The problem was, most people don’t know what “soliciting” means. Maybe I can go to Home Depot and look for a sign that says:
“No Selling Stuff, Including Religion. Go Away.”
Door to door religious solicitors are the only time I wish I had a BIG dog…
posted by junebee @ 2:33 PM
3 comments
3 Comments:
I think we need to sell those signs. I need one, too.
I find leaving a WWJD thong as well as bondage equipment in sight of the door is a useful deterent.
I've always wanted to answer the door for the churchgoers wearing a black robe and holding a knife and saying "could you come back, where in the middle of a ceremony here"
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